They all start out like grapes, and
it's our (women) job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.
caught your attention didnt i? =p i was actually browsing through friendster and saw this uhh, very interesting poem thing..was laughin like shit when i saw this..dont come and kill me, guys..=)
oh! and i also found this very very very amusing and certified true conversation thing..some may not fully understand it, coz it contains a few cantonese phrases, but nvm.. you can ask mee! + the english is a bit off and im too lazy to edit, so bear with it....and enjoy!! =)
dong.. it's midnight.. ah kong and ah lui
talking on phone.. ah kong wanna sleep leh.. but
the gf.. geng!
Guy: sei loh.. abit sleepy tim..(everyday's word)
Gal: u wanna sleep d ar??(again?)
Guy: nolah.. what could be more important than u..
i no talk to u whole day liao.. but feels like ages..
miss u so much.. i love u (get some nice words
from chicken soup book)
Gal: (happie).. lie lah.. ok lah.. sleepy tell me ok..
Guy: okok! we chat a while more ok..
Gal: ok!
Guy: aiyah.. very sh*it la.. ah beng ajak me go
play basketball tomoro 5am woh..(think of the
earliest n most reasonable time).. so early.. duno
can wake up or not tim..
Gal: dun go loh then..(yesterday football, today
basketball, tomoro sure baseball one lah)
Guy: (smack on the head.. sei lor.. y today
different phrase geh..).. cannot.. not shud go or
not.. i scared tomoro no tenaga play ar.. need enuf
sleep ma..
Gal: then r.. sleep earli loh..(merajuking)
Guy: then u how r??
Gal: dun worry bout me.. u sleep la DARLING.. ok!
goodnight..(talking vv sweet)
Guy: goodnight(blessing)(my dream came true..
now i can sleep peacefully)
B4 ah kong can hang up.. he heard ah lui say..
Gal: I shall call ah joe to chit chat..(gals aso quite
smart leh)(ah joe is ah kong greatest enemy.. also
like ah lui one)
Guy: (wat the F%^%$) for wut?
Gal: nothing la.. i boring ma.. u sleep so i call him
chit chat loh.. so long no call him liao.. siu siu
MISS HIM tim..(wahahahah)
Guy: (tiu, ham ka ling, cebai, farker) actually i not
that sleepy aso..
Gal: har?? not sleepy?? tomoro u got basketball
game with ah beng woh..(acting innocent)
Guy: (sounds abit angry)not important.. i chat wit
u.. u no nid call that MOTHER!
Gal: ooo.. ok loh then.. we chat sin loh.. what
wanna talk about?
Guy: [eyes going to close] anyting.. u like..
Gal: oh.. yesterday i go sunway pyramid.. i buy
this padini skirt.. a green color shirt n bla bla bla
den i got mid valley buy.... bla bla.. then i go KLCC
buy... bla bla.... offer ar..RM 300 plus oni..(600
words)
Guy: what! pasar malam aso got lah.. buy 1 free 5
ar..[eyes closing]
Gals: cheh! AH JOE say pasar malam one not
good ar.. the quality cloth tak baik..(i noe u closing
eyes d)
Guy: (ah joe again.. dun let me c him).. aiyah..
then u like loh..
Gal: then AH JOE say i wear the padini skirt very
beautiful woh..(wahaha)
Guy: (fully awake in great shock) WHEN HE C U?
Gal: just now loh.. in lot 10..
Guy: (ah diu.. get the fark outha here) y u go with
him one??
Gal: u aso duwan go with me.. yday u sleep.. AH
JOE call me.. ajak me chut kai kai ma..
Guy: (feeling positionless in her heart).. i LOVE U..
Gal: thank you.. i sleepy loh..goodnight lah
Guy: (happie but angry n moodless) ooo.. ok la..
goodnite..
B4 CAN HANG UP..
Guy: i'll always love u..
*toot toot toot toot*
Guy:(diu.. idiotic ah joe.. tomoro smack u with the
basket ball)
Ah Lui sleep happily.. Being so evil.. Ah Kong
kenot sleep.. thinking the gf will be dirampas Ah
Joe anytime.. not in peace.. aihz!
ahaha...tis one cant blame at gals.cos tis is u
guys problem...always find reason to avoid
gals..arent u boy?gals oso need ppl to accompany
esp their lover!!so don blame at us!!
xoxo, yvonne.
